Week 8 Outlook

With Week 8 in the NFL approaching, here is an outlook and prediction for the upcoming games. Roll with these picks because I am right about everything.

CAR TB

Role with Carolina in this game for four reasons:

Cam Newton is on fire

Doug Martin is out (most likely for year)

Tampa Bay Sucks

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And Steve Smith may kill somebody

May be the last person on earth you want to see in a back ally.
Besides this guy

DET DAL

Dallas has the 31st ranked pass defense in the league and Detroit has Calvin Johnson.

 

 


Expect a lot of this.
It will be a close game, and Tony Romo will choke, because that is what Tony Romo does.

PIT OAK

Pittsburgh is going to make the playoffs so of course I have them winning this game
Also, the Raiders can manage to get a 3rd and 50 so they may never win again

CIN NYJ

Cinci wins this one because Fuck the Jets

PHI NYG

The Giants aren’t back, they just played the shittiest quarterback in Josh Freeman last week.
If Bad Newz Kennelz plays the Eagles win
Update on EatDatPussy445’s twitter game: Rock Solid, but would you really expect anything less?
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SF JAX

Need I say more?

WAS DEN

Were they trying to look like giant dicks?
See what I did there?

With fans like that Denver deserves to lose.

Washington wins this one though, RG3 is looking like he can run again and the Broncos Defense is brutal. So isn’t the Redskins but Washington is desperate to save there season. RG3 stirs up some magic and beats Peyton. If there is one major upset to go with this week, its this one. Take the over and The Redskins with points. Put your life saving on it.

KC CLE
No more Brandon Weeden

But let start Jason Campbell!

Seriously though I don’t know what I am going to do without being able to watch Brandon Weeden be terrible every Sunday.

NO BUF

No circling the bandwagon this week.

ATL ARI
Matty Ice can throw the ball and Carson Palmer can’t.

GB MIN

If you watched MNF last week you know just how bad an NFL quarterback can be.
And if Freeman can’t go due to a concussion, Ponder is not much better.

SEA STL

The Rams reached out to Brett Farve earlier today, so that just shows how desperate they are. I mean don’t get me wrong Farve is a wrangler if I have ever seen one. But he’s like 50.

And to the Ram’s GM Les Snead

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