The Government Shutdown, does it really matter?

Do people still care about this? Is it still happening?

I turned on the news today and all the butthurt CNN reporters are talking about October 17th being “Doomsday” and if we don’t solve this “Crisis” then really bad things will happen. Bullshit. First off, all the government officials are sitting up in their mansions Thad Castleing the fuck out of strippers.

(Except the girls are probably a lot more wrinkly and old)

But Seriously, once October 17th comes around and congress is still sitting around finger poppin eachothers assholes, what happens. I feel like we are just going to declare bankruptcy Michael Scott Style and then Congress will continue to bicker like a bunch of teenage girls.

Did I just predict the future? I think I did.


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